Cry 'Katrina'and let slip the dolphins of War?

Mark Townsend Houston, the Observer (UK), 25 Sept 2005

I COULDN'T make this up...

"Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns." Observer article (Updated 26 Sept 05)